The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out…
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
New scientific theories I
New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation....
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...