The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...