Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
Work Better Than Sex
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...