Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!