Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...