Tell me what I am
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You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
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How do you catch a polar bear?
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Need a new lawyer
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Special High Intensity Teaching
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Why is a violist like a terrorist?
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