How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Buy alligator shoes
|A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...