If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...