I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...