Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech…1. She doesn’t need to talk to...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...