The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
mouse’s favorite record?
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Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...