The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...