What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...