dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor…
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...