The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...