Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Dumb Blonde Test
Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...