What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
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Better than Sex
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Vow of Silence!
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How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...