Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
A bad bet!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...