Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...