My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Different sex outcomes
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Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
Play the Office Game
|Here’s a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...