Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall…
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Having Babies Questions
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter...