Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...