How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor…
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for....
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...