The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...