Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...