Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...