Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...