How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...