Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...