What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...