Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...