Car Acronyms
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Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
Tips on Love by Kids!
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Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...