Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...