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Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a...
R.A.P.
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yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...