Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.