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Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Tilt Steering
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A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
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What is his occupation?
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Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
Blonde in College
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Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.