Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...