Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...