baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...