Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...