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If Airlines Sold Paint
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…And I will do anything for love.
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Bill Gates, the Antichrist
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A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...
A bunch of better idiots!
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Murphy’s Law regarding Children
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How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
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