Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Did You Hear?
Did you hear about the blonde who…had more on her body than on her...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
The Pope and the Rams
What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.