Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...