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The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...