The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
So Much Fun
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.