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What Gauge
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Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Hot Tub Riddle
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A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
The Procrastinator’s creed
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At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...