Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...