In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX