Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
Blondes have more fun!
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.