A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...
Young Man !
Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.