Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...